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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Worst Date Ever: Amanda

So we had been talking about new segments we had wanted to develop and one of the first ones to come to mind was the idea of people recalling their worst dates ever...for our (and your) amusement, of course. The first person we approached was my good friend Amanda, who you've seen on here before, so much thanks to Amanda for kicking off this segment with a tale of her own misery! If you have a terrible date story or know someone who does...send them my way at BennyTrrouble@gmail.com
Enjoy!
~Benny Trrouble

The Worst Date...like...ever
by Amanda
Dating: don’t get me wrong, I love getting dolled up and wined and dined, but I seem to always run into the WORST dates EVER! Let’s just say this should be on the show disaster date…



I’ll start with a little introduction:
SO, I’m out at District with some guy that decided he wanted to pretend that I was his date and proceed to introduce me to his “boys” as his “girl” (PFFTTT pathetic…). By about the eighth guy he introduced me to, I got a little fed up. So, I decide to scope out the scenery and notice this really hot guy. We made eye contact and I gave the whole flirty smile kinda deal. I decided to get a little closer and kept dancing and pushing away the guy that took me out originally. Later in the night, I gave the hot guy my number and didn’t really think twice about anything more. He texted me within 5 minutes (BIG NO NO in my book lol RED FLAG #1) and I just laughed at how pathetic and desperate he sounded.

Ok on to the date, Part I:
I decided I’ll let this guy take me out, on a Tuesday… stupid idea for me because I have classes 5 days a week. WOOPS! Hah but ok, so I said I want to go to the North End and he picked the place. Before he picks me up, he says, “Oh, my cousin is driving us because I don’t have a license.” My immediate reaction is well, maybe he’s an alcoholic and got a DUI. Come to find out, it’s something more serious that I’m not allowed to know about… (RED FLAG #2). Oh and he’s 31, just sayin’… yeah I’m 20 lol. So he picks me up, I mean his cousin, and he drives us to the north end to this little rinky dink restaurant. I mean I don’t care where we go but this place was about the size of my dorm room. No sooner were we seated he goes, “Babe get a drink.” Now, one of my rules for the first date is to not get drunk and usually not drink at all, but I was like ya suuuree I’ll get a nice little craberry vodka, per usual. So we start conversating and I realize, I’m way too intelligent to talk to this guy. I don’t even know if he knows who the president is (RED FLAG #3). To relieve my poor decisions, I start drinking more, and 1 drink turned into about 4. I was drunk before we even left and so was he.

Part II:
“Do you wanna go to the W?” I looked at him and was like uhh yeah sure can I get in? And he said I wouldn’t have a problem. Then I realized that’s a stupid question because I’m pretty sure everyone’s scared shitless of him. I mean the guy has tattoos down to his hands (RED FLAG #4). So the bartender chick thought my ID wasn’t me (which it wasn’t) and decides to throw my ID at me. No sooner did she throw my ID at me, the guy, we’ll call him Bedazzlesss (wore an affliction t-shirt on a date = RED FLAG #5), told the waitress to make me whatever I wanted and she didn’t even think twice. Fastest cranberry vodka I’ve ever gotten..lol By about now, I can’t stand straight, stupid me but I just cannot bare to listen to anything that comes out of his mouth.

Part III:
Wanna go to Rumor? Yeah sure… stupid me again because it’s about 1 o’clock. Drunken me decides it’s an amazing idea to go there so we arrive there and proceed to have 2 more drinks. Here’s a little background, I’m a lightweight, I’m drunk after 3… So he’s basically trying to get me drunk and I’m taking advantage of the free drinks of course ☺ I decide to dance all around the place, and ignore the shit out of him. I’m so tired by now that this guy won’t leave me alone, HELLOOOO I don’t like you, my dog’s IQ is higher than this guy.

Part IV:
We get back to my dorm, oh and no, I didn’t do ANYTHING with him, contrary to popular belief because apparently good-looking girls are sluts… shut up haters! So he hands the security guard his GREEN CARD … like really?! (RED FLAG #6). By this time I’m hammered and just want to go to bed. I get to my dorm, tell him I’m going to sleep and pass out. I wake up to him snoring and screamed at him, told him to get the fuck out of my room, and told him to lose my number or I’ll have his number changed. I left my dorm and waited outside for 4 hours for a ride. Sorry ‘bout it .. NOT!


So pretty much, this guy took me out to get me drunk, on the off chance I’d put out. Hey buddy, learn some manners and how to treat a woman and THEN ask her out. Till then, iron you’re wrinkled, bedazzled shirt and SEE YA LADA!

17 comments:

Alex said...

Props to you for sharing your tragic night in vivid detail, lol. It sounds to me like you should have cut him off at Red Flag #1, or after giving him the benefit of the doubt, cut him off at Red Flag #2. You've got a lot of patience, I've gotta give you that

It's def a good idea to get a feel for the guy (via txt or phone calls) before you go on the date. Why waste your time and put yourself through awkward moments, right?

Anonymous said...

While I sympathize with the hideousness of your story, perhaps you should have thought better of getting annihilated while on a date with a fool with idiotic gangster tattoos who made his cousin drive you two everywhere.

Just sayin'.

Shant said...

im not even gonna bother to say anything lol

The Deal said...

Amanda, thanks for being real and telling it how it is. We all have shit nights, I appreciate u putting yourself out there.

Anonymous said...

you think youre hot shit...haha

Amanda Ferlisi said...

i don't... but the story is funny
"HAHA"

The Deal said...

Amanda, u ARE hot shit.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is why you went out with this dude in the first place. If you are as hot as you make yourself out to be (kind of cocky by the way), it seems odd that you would date a tatooed weirdo...

Amanda Ferlisi said...

that's a great question loll i have no idea. tried to give him a chance

Anonymous said...

apparently you are not that intelligent with all the grammar mistakes, and the fact you just ratted out like 5 bars and i'm sure their liquor licenses will be pulled real fast

Anonymous said...

hahaha this anonymous douchebag above me should get a life. a hot chick pointing out that hot chicks get hated on isnt cocky, and you coming at her for grammatical errors on a blog is also laughable. anyways, i plan on getting you trashed at the pats games then also try to get with you amanda. just saying ahhaah <333

Anonymous said...

keeping it real would have meant a totally different ending to this story...just sayin'

Anonymous said...

It's a blog, not her Myspace. At least a vague attempt at grammar, spelling and some sort of continuity would be appreciated. We're not all English majors, but the least we could do is try and look like English is our first language. (Unless it's not, in which case... you get a B- for effort.)

Maybe when she grows up she'll learn how dating works. This night went exactly the way anyone actually old enough to be in a bar would expect. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

"Conversating" and "intelligent" in the same sentence. Priceless !

Amanda Ferlisi said...

LOL English is my first language and sorry I didn't edit it... I just figured you guys had something better to do than to correct grammatical errors. It's meant to be funny and not meant to be criticized.

And this one's for you guys, "HI TO THE HATERSSS, I'LL SEE YOU LATERRRR" :-*

andrea said...

For god sake's people need to relax. This is just a blog and friends are just trying to help a friend out and write some articles for this thing.

As for the story, to be honest I'm really surprised you went to so many places with this guy, had him buy you tons of drinks and then was surprised he stayed over. Even though this guy sounds like a loser, it's a little mean to have played him for the entire evening (from his perspective). You were better off just leaving right after dinner. But I'm sure you know this now.

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