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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

REMIX: She’s Just Not That Into You [PART ONE]

By: Katie

 I understand this is hard news for you to accept, because you’re the shit n’ all, but you can’t score every girl’s phone number at the bar. You just can't.  Usually within the first five minutes of your conversation, you can sense if a chick is diggin’ you or not. If her body language screams “I’M ALL SET WITH YOU ..?” then let it be dude. Taking the high road will at least make you look like a mature man. Don’t throw a temper tantrum, and then tell her she had a “but-her-face” anyway, as you gallop back along with your buddies giggling. But these situations will always arise, so learn how to take it like a real man.

EXAMPLE OF THE WEEK: “The Ignoree” If she has an excuse for the first 1-3 times you’ve asked her out, then dude…she’s just not that into you. If a girl gives you an excuse every time you ask her out then, most likely, she is just beating around the bush. She clearly gave you her phone number for you to call and ask her out, so her excuses usually exemplify her discomfort in legit shutting you down and calling it game over, when she’s responsible for your stalker-ish behavior in the first place. Ignoring her after her second or third shutdown will actually get you further than smothering her inbox.. daily. Women naturally like the chase for their attention, so when you’re no longer on board, it’s natural for us to wander back to you. This is better than constantly being reminded of your current, creepy, stalker self - blowing up our phone like you didn’t notice our no-reply back. If you notice yourself initiating a third attempt for a date, then just consider yourself an annoying telemarketer. Hang up the phone, bro…she’s just not that into you…

5 comments:

kristina said...

i am proud and honored to be featured as what i can only assume is the ultimate example of "the ignoree"...LOVE this lmao xoxooo

Mike said...

Is this about the 5 messages I left you this past weekend? haha ... very well written!

Anonymous said...

I mean..right on. A guy should just "get it" right away...why do they want us to have to hurt them? So they have something to feed off? Great.

Anonymous said...

the whole hitting on a girl at a bar and then trying to talk shit to them after they been rejected is SOOO TRUE and SOOO HILARIOUS!!! like really? i'm clearly good looking enough for you to even approach me, don't try and change it all up now that your ego has been hurt. If anything your just giving us a good laugh at that point! haha pathetic!

Anonymous said...

Smoke some weed

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